Paige's Sad Death

I do not want a funeral. I want a party! I feel like life is so short not to celebrate, so why shouldn't you celebrate your walk out the door as well? To start I want to be cremated, open casket is sad and quite awkward. Also rather than take up space in the ground and pollute the earth I would like to give back to it by being nutritious ash. Also I have hated every funeral I've been to, not because it's sad, but because there is nothing to talk about without sparking tears. At my funeral I would like to be remembered and my life celebrated. I want people to giggle at my memory, in a nice way of course. So in conclusion I want to be burned so noone has to look at my cold, pale face and so I can help some beautiful flowers grow. I want people to have a good time and laugh and say, "I remember this one time when Paige did a split in the lunchroom after slipping on bread, HA-HA-HA!" I want bright colors, loud music, drinks and food. I want everyone to celebrate my death like my birthday. Then, once it's over I want my ashes spread in a forest so I can enjoy the world the rest of my afterlife. That's how I want to go, in one big party!